Courts of Law Blunders

I'll kick off with some well known exchanges in Courts of Law:

Question to Witness:- "Doctor, before you performed your autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness:- "No".
Question to Witness:- "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness:- "No".
Question to Witness:- "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness:- "No".
Question to Witness:- "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness:- "No".
Question to Witness:- "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness:- "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar"
Question to Witness:- "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless".
Witness:- Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere within this Court!"

Question to Witness:- "Can you describe the individual?"
Witness:- "He was about medium height, and had a beard."
Question to Witness:- "Was this a male, or female?"

Question to Witness:- "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
Witness:- "The autopsy started at around 9:30am".
Question to Witness:- "And Mr Brown, was he dead at the time?"
Witness:- "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!"


Question to Witness:- "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"
Witness:- "He said, 'Where am I Susan?' "
Question to Witness:- "And why did that upset you?"
Witness:- "My name is Caroline!"